Sunday, March 26, 2006

Poker day

am beginning to think blogs are weird.

why would anyone write one about themselves? and who would read my inane drivel?

like me winning every game of pro evo i have ever played. well, almost. i think need to test my skills on a national level. i wonder if i could make a living hustling people at pro evo?

or like winning a nice hand at poker and dancing round the room. don't think thats the etiquette live but my point is this isn't very interesting to average joe. maybe joe should get a job and not read this then. although it was a straight flush

going well this week and might move up a level. gonna work on setting strict bankroll standards so i never have to deposit again. like withdrawing half of weekly profit. (maybe every two weeks since i dont get enough time to play). only go up a level when I have 1,000,000 big blinds. i read that on the betfair forum. that montana seems to know what he's talking about. words of wisdom.

back to blogging ideas; politics is quite boring and so many people are thicker than vicky pollard its hard to get through. i guess that leaves porn and humour. and humourous porn.

these blogs should have built in spell checkers. like gmail.

anyway, south park is funny and im off to watch an episode.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Still wednesday?

eBlogger thinks its still Wednesday but I have gone to sleep and woken up so it must be Thursday by now, which means tomorrow is my last day of work for the week.

Speaking of work, I met many a fool today, and then carried on meeting and beating them online.
At poker before your mind wonders.

I have decided that this shall be a blog for everything rather than nothing. More interesting for me, and you.

Hoping it'll help me poker discipline at least. May have a go at anything stoopid I see in the news. Or enlighten you to anything funny I see on the tinternet.

Todays poker thus far (if you give a monkey's nut) is up about £50 playing on the Betfair.
Lost an 10 man STT, 6Pak thunder, but playing cash on the side against some mormons who called with rubbish whilst im holding my nuts, with the nuts.

My hairs falling out and I've got a football to go to.

An intro

Today's words of wisdom have been agreed as
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

You who first guesses who such wise words shall win a prize tbc.

Thanks to the dibble for a comment. My first. I shall ne'er forget you. No prize though.

I could talk about some bad beats now but haven't played today. I don't think I want this to become a poker blog as I dont play big stakes, am not that funny, and I wouldn't post when I lose. I'd just make up that I won 10k in the past week.
Am impressed by a spontaneous canary descion to quit his job. All the very best. I'd love to do the same. For about 2 months. Don't think I could make millions though, so I need to find something else. A get rich quick scheme would be good. But one that works. None of them scams.

On a side note, check out and tell me what you think. I shall pass on constructive criticism to the webmaster and block anyone who makes a negative comment. GO ON. I dare you. I double dare you.

More suitable, if anyone can suggest a method to allow me to get up in the mornings, I will be eternally grate full.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Nothing to see here

This is my first post.

I have lots to say but shall save this for a later date when there's nothing else to do.

Toodle pispsky
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