Tuesday, December 04, 2012

every now and then...

...i remind myself of just how much i hate myself.

yesterday i continually made excuses to not approach a lady on a plane because she was too hot.

i am now considering phoning easyjet to make up a story of how i found something belonging to her and asking them to ask her to get in touch with me (since data protection probably prevents them giving me her details.) i know her first name and seat number which should be enough for them. being male, i am unable to understand the difference between romance and stalking. it's probably not a fine line, and yet i am unsure upon which side of the line this proposal lands. (advice in comments appreciated thanks.)

in other news i may have finally found a flat where i can live alone. hurrah to no housemates.

4 comments:

Yakshi said...

"being male, i am unable to understand the difference between romance and stalking."

lol

I think it's probably fine to try, but you cross over into full-time stalker mode if you keep trying despite resistance.

L4Y SP said...

it's only stalking if you're UGLY !

alexandra said...

hey muddie, did u get my email?=)

Mudwig said...

better use my one shot wisely!

lay, you're probably right. it's probably based on her tastes though?

alexi, yes! thanks you kindly.

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