Sunday, March 10, 2013

My (Acting) CV

Name: Mudwig
Address: London
Other: (I have a blog)

School, Poker, Brain, Travel

Can grow a bread very quickly.
Have extensive historical use of a 'poker face'
Extensive experience of feigning interest in (bad beat) stories - I was acting!
I do not sing. I concentrate on using my voice for 'acting'
I can memorise things. Sometimes more than one thing at a time.
I will accept kissing Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman at the same time. But only if the role demands it.
I do not mind if i have to cut my hair or grow it.
I can be presented with - or without - glasses.
I've seen telly vision so i know what people expect.
I can wear a huge variety of outfits (you will have to provide them).
I once told a woman that they she wasn't at all crazy (she was. i was acting. again).
Can pretend to speak one of many foreign languages.

Contact my agent.


Yakshi said...


Mudwig said...

thanks. this is just filler while we wait for tales of a russian waitress part 2. hopefully coming to a blog near you on thursday.

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